Just Once by 张智成

你NS了没有?

I'm not asking anyone the above question. I WAS ASKED THIS QUESTION!!!~~

Part of Conversation goes..

CD = Cab Driver

After dropping my fren off..
CD: 刚才那个你的女朋友啊?
Me: Huh? 啊..对. (I thot the 女朋友 means female fren and CD asked me with a pause after the 女..)
CD: 你NS了没有啊?
I was stunned for like 1 sec.
Me: Huh?
CD: 当兵啊.. 你当完兵了没有啊?
I seriously dunno how to reply....
Me: Arhhhh... 我是女的咧.. (soft tone)
CD: OH! Sorry Sorry!!! (Frantically apologizing)
Me: Err.. 不用紧..
(pauses 2 sec)
Me: Yaa.. 刚才那个不是我的女朋友! 只是朋友! 朋友! Normal 的.. (Frantically explaining)

To CD: U Identity Crisis NVM!! But in wat ways do I look/sound like a guy!??!?!??!??!

Ok the CD, looks like zah bor (from back, front cant really see), name on screen is zah bor name, BUT THE VOICE... I got a shock when I heard her voice! So masculine!! I kept thinking, this one zah bor or dar bor? Or trans?? Is really shocking!!

Then somemore, she/he.. aiya jus call she, a lot of things to say. I was practically entertaining her throughout, since my mind is like, stoned since morning.

My hair is fake. My voice is rough. Yay! I'm a guy. Wah liew, my going-to-no-more-rebond-effect-but-still-long hair is transparent arh. Gone to waste like dat.

Anyway I was rushing to meet AU at Jalan Bahar for Friday Kopitiam invasion. I was late abt 30+ min. 1st thing, apologize and offered my body for them to 任打任杀. I asked them,"我的声音象男的meh?" They dun find it guyish. I myself dun too, although it sounds dead?? Anyway, still traumatized. Short hair mistaken nvm, now my hair so long still can mistaken. Plus i wearing fitting polo, CANNOT SEE MY ASSET MEH?? Ya lah I noe, A cup too small lah.. got like no have like dat.. >.<

Arh.. Zoning already.. Next item quick!

Kopitiam report. Jalan Bahar Blk 679. Teh bing super sweet. I arrived late, was there like for perhaps 20 min b4 leaving for home. The bus-stop was scary. With those I-dunno-foreign-workers-anot ard. So badly-lit somemore. I fear for my phone, but was with the other animals so still ok.

I was damn terribly stoned the whole day. Seriously not focused, or rather, too focused on one thing n doesnt care abt the rest. I reached office, did my routine newspaper reading and being IT technician to my boss again. Started checking my permits one hr later. Went thru 100+ of them. Checked. Double Checked. Closing my eyes in-btwn (falling asleep lah). Jio-ed for curry fish-head at 11, to go out at 12. 12 came, happily went out the door, until my boss remembered a staff meeting. Discussed discussed, we went back to the lobby, wait n chatted. 12.30 like dat, big boss came down. Meeting starts at 1, ends 1 hr later. So I was like, ok lor, 1 hr only, after dat then go out lor, since like EVERYONE upstairs is not ard, mus give a bit of face mah, support lor. So I say, k lah, we go out after lunch. Blah blah blah, skips to after meeting. I was running down the stairs trying to find the driver. Big boss came down oso.

BB: Nicole!~
Me: Har? Ya??
BB: Hey! I was touched when u say u all stay to support me (Something like dat lah.. I din really hear, totally focused on finding the driver..)
Me: Arh? Arhh.. *smiles* (I dunno wat he saying arhh.. Find driver find driver...)

Conclusion 1: NVR EVER TALK TO ME WHEN I'M HUNGRY. I wun noe wat u saying.

The ppl from upstairs really not supportive. Our group is the one with least absentees, other than the Malay folks who went for their friday prayers. The makan they prepared was seriously not enuff, still hungry after meeting. Totally focused on curry fishhead (main objective).

(Exiting the door)
BB: Going upstairs for lunch?? (They ordered pizza and stuff extra)
Me: No I wan curry fishhead.. (Imagine I said dat to my Big Boss. In a like small kid wan sweet kind pattern)

Conclusion 2: I cant think when I'm hungry.

But the previous conversation make me feel like I'm.. boot-licking?? I feel very sensitive these days leh. 想太多了. And I'm going to be made the SOX team lead next yr. Tis time die liao lah. I so blur.

Anyway, no curry fishhead. We all had bah kut teh instead, ordering like we have been released like dat. Quite true, since we cant have bah kut tehs with our malay colleagues around. Gotta respect them mah. Today all cheena, no problems!

Very late lunch, went back office at 3.30 and finished up my 80 permits. Almost forgot to amend the permits since its the last day of the mth. My brain really not working today.

Super last min decision to go Lido and see Sammi. Ok worth it, since we caught sight of her exiting the movie preview after we went to the toilets. Very closeup. But the pics I took sux. She was VERY CLOSE to me, but I was adjusting my stupid slow-mo phone and I missed A LOT OF CHANCES. She was practically running and cleared from the exit to the escalator in like, 40 sec? Very friendly thou. ^_^


It was supposed to be the perfect photo, she turned back n wave at me, I clicked, one hand (Pheobe) came up. ARGH!~


Just look at her security entourage..

I'm going sunshine plaza tmr to collect my GSD pepsi caps. Wish me good luck in not finding anything to spurge on.